Nobody asked us to do this. That is exactly the point.
We enrolled in the email, loyalty, and lifecycle marketing programs of more than 300 quick service and fast casual restaurant brands. One identity. One inbox. One ZIP code, one phone number, and one home restaurant, entered honestly every time. The birthday is the deliberate exception: we set it close to each signup date, so that a birthday trigger that actually works fires inside the capture window rather than long after the study closes. Enrollment runs in batches, and batches are compared against each other rather than pooled, because a brand enrolled in August has had far longer to write than one enrolled in September. In the first batch, one brand out of 127 sent a birthday email. Every message that arrives is captured, labeled, timestamped, and scored against a fixed rubric.
We publish a ranked teardown of the category, naming the brands at the top and the brands at the bottom. We also name the individual sends worth copying. Some of the best work in this category comes from brands small enough that nobody is watching them.
This post explains what we are measuring, how we are measuring it, and the rules we have imposed on ourselves before naming anybody.

